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Filed under: deep thoughts, Fail, Fashion, general jabbering, Hating, Interwebz, just saying..., Television | Tags: bullshit, Crazy, Feelings, gedthefuggouttahere, Idiots
Snuggies and snuggie references are the new Lil' Jon "yee-AY-aaaah!!" shut the fuck up, already.
haw, haw, haw, you’re so fucking clever. those snuggies are sooooo stupid looking, [snicker, snicker.] a normal blanket would be much more practical, and that commercial is so corny it could be a parody of an infomercial, [snort,] but it’s real!! haha! (more…)
Filed under: cool beans, Fail, Games, general jabbering, Hating, just saying... | Tags: blogging, bullshit, Fun, Idiots, stuff .m. likes, weekend
wristfuck
i passed yet another pathetic weekend doing nothing exciting or cool. JB and i played Guitar Hero for much longer than i’d like to admit, and now my forearms are cramped and burning. as JB said at the height of our “furious fretwork” and awesome riffs (and, therefore, also at the height of our wrist pain,) “ugh! wristfuck!” whammy bar!
p.s. GH sucks compared to Rock Band. sorry.
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scenario:
i.m a six-year-old and have been on my best behavior all year long and at year.s end, that fat man in a red suit brought me the greatest gift any child can receive…a trip to disneyland. the magic kingdom. heaven on earth.
fast track a few months later when the date of departure nears:
my parents have been fighting a lot. it scares me and i draw pictures of them happy during art class in hopes that my action of crayon to construction paper will come true. alas, my imagination.s shortcomings is delivered through the medium of reality. they haven.t spoken to each other in a week. both seem to be at bay as to who should speak first. i hope i don.t learn this kind of pride early on in my childhood as it may affect my social life in the future when i am ready to meet women and start self-destructive relationships.
Filed under: Fail, Interwebz, videos | Tags: bullshit, Crazy, Dancing, Fun, Ping Pong, videos
I sort of wish the other guy punched him in the face at the end of this. Oh well.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Interwebz | Tags: blogging, Other Bloggers, Sloth, things -z- likes
This picture has nothing to do with the post. SLOTH!!
Today, I chanced upon this guy Steven’s Blog. And I can’t stop reading. I might go ahead and make an executive decision and Blog Roll him. I’m still in the process of reading, though, so I’ll let you know.
What Steven Wants in a Man is quite similar to What Z Wants in a Person.
Thoughts? Agreement? Furious contention?
Filed under: Nature, Nom., videos | Tags: Beer, Bowling, Fat Squirrel, Fun, Inebriation, New Glarus, Nom., Squirrels, things -z- likes, videos
I’m on a bowling team every Monday night. Our team’s favorite beer is Fat Squirrel by New Glarus. For some reason, though, on the nights we decide to buy pitcher(s) of Fat Squirrel, our bowling scores always drop substantially (compared to when we drink any other kind of beer).
The above video is pretty concise when describing what our team looks like when we sink into the deliciousness of the Fat Squirrel. You become a Fat (Drunk) Squirrel. Have our dwindling bowling scores and impaired coordination stopped us from drinking this heady refreshment? Not. At. All.
Nooommmmmmm…..
Filed under: deep thoughts, Gee Thanks, general jabbering, Hating, i'm not mad. i'm just disappointed., Interwebz, just saying... | Tags: blogging, bullshit, Crazy, Feelings, Idiots
obviously, i'm not the first to think about this.
so. before we started this blog, i thought blogs were stupid, self-indulgent avenues for concieted, arrogant people who thought their opinions, feelings and thoughts were important enough to publish and warrant feedback. i still feel that way. (more…)
Filed under: cool beans, general jabbering, Literature, Nature, Sharkbait | Tags: Fun, pennies, periods, Sharkbait, things -z- likes, va jay jay, Want! Want! Want!
Looks like some good reads!
The New Yorker is featuring this book by Rachel Kauder Nalebuff. It’s all on puurrrriood stories! Woop! Neato!
The article touches on her favorite euphemisms for menstruation. Euphemisms! Them’s some prime Pinky Links territory right there! My personal all-time faves:
1. Sharkbait- If my plane ever goes down, and I’ve got my period, you better believe I’m gonna be swimming after the asshole who had his elbow on my armrest the whole flight!
2. Pennies- because periods smell all metallic. Also, you can tell your homies how heavy your flow is in dollar amounts. (ie. “Ugh…I’ve got my pennies and it’s like $2.00 right now” or “My pennies is almost over! It’s like five cents worth!”)
I’m gonna be buying this book, unless one of you darlings buys it for me first (winky emoticon).
What’s your fave things about periods everybody?
Filed under: Hating, Movies, Sex, Sexism | Tags: 50's Throwback, Crazy, Disgusting Things, Entitlement, Idiots, Jason Alexander, NSA, old-fashioned chauvanism, Pretty Woman
I got to meet THIS guy the other night
Figuratively speaking, of course. I’ve got no beef with Jason Alexander, personally.
Remember Stucky from Pretty Woman?
Remember that scene from Pretty Woman, where Richard Gere’s friend puts the moves on Julia Roberts? Well… my recent experience after the jump.
