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maria b.
jig burn
Filed under: Celeb-U-Messes, Dogs, general jabbering, Hating, just saying..., Movies | Tags: backwards perceptions, Batman, blindness, breast feeding, buscemi, gyllenhaal, helen keller, hollywood, jake, maggie, the secretary, ugly women
i would cheat the hell out of her.
oh silly girl. don.t be fooled by them pretty, flattering words of the woman below as she is blinder than helen keller. if i had one eye and cataracts with a fucking eye patch over it, i still would be able to sense your ugliness.
this fool, pictured above, is only gettin gigs like Batman and shit bc her equally pug-fugly brother is wearing out his hollywood kneepads and familiarizing his palette with big-wig semen. when i see maggie, i think of the nights of one-too-manys with a resulting “i guess she ain.t that bad lookin…” i have no idea how i made it through Batman during her scenes. and as far as “The Secretary” is concerned, you would have to be in love with the idea of her…so don.t get that shit twisted. steve buscemi could have played her role and i would have thought he was sexy and poised.
here is one saving grace of maggie for me:
post-natal is the new pre-natal. now maggie, go find a dark place and never show your face again...please.
-jb
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Man, some nasty, hateful remarks there.
What’s the matter – were you busted for stalking Maggie?
She didn’t answer your fan letter?
You’ve got some real problems….like the lack of a life.
Comment by Terry C, Got My Country Back! March 29, 2009 @ 11:38 amWait a second! You got busted for stalking Maggie? And you didn’t give her my phone number?!
Some friend you are.
Comment by -Z- March 30, 2009 @ 10:04 amHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Haters is my Wheaties.
It makes me feel like a champion.
and stalking maggie? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
i believe the voice of this post was hoping to never see her again.
and z, i will change your mind about her one day.
Comment by jig burn April 3, 2009 @ 1:54 pm