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maria b.
jig burn
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yep, i still loathe sarah palin.
i don’t really remember how much -Z- and i have expounded on how repulsive we find this woman, but i feel the need to go off on it right now.
i just finished reading a really interesting article on her, and there were two things i really liked about it: 1) it fleshed her out as someone who “takes disagreements personally, and swiftly deals vengeance on enemies, real or perceived” (not a particularly effective mindset for someone who wants to succeed in national politics, i’d say), and 2) the author, Todd S. Purdum, arrived at his conclusions about her from doing what seems to be pretty thorough research and interviews with people who have known her since before she was on the Wasilla City Council.
i know that Sarah Palin (and her ilk) will read hear about this article and decry it as some kind of image-assassination attempt by the “evil liberal media” who intend to hamstring Palin and the conservatives’ “right to free speech.” (more…)
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Interwebz, The Finer Things in Life | Tags: Awesome, Blog Neighborhood, blogging, Feelings, feminism, Fun, Katamari, Stephy's Blogs, Steven's Blog, things -z- likes
I always imagine that I can pick up neighborhoods with a sticky ball when I fly over them or drive past them....just like Katamari. If you don't play Katamari, you are thinking I've lost my mind.
This blog sort of started off as an experiment. .m. and I talked about it forever, and one weekend visiting my parents I made it, and .m. made our first blog post. That was in February.
Now we’ve established this little love of a few blogs, that we look at and comment on frequently. When I think about that, it’s so tender and strange. For instance, one of our favorite bloggers, Steven, is dear to us in his witticisms and endearing commentary on life. But we don’t KNOW him. Stephy, who writes Stuff Christian Culture Likes, as well as Get Your Adverbs Here, is equally as dear to us. We don’t know her EITHER.
Well, while sneakily and silently stalking Steven’s site (see what I did there? with all the S’s?), I came across this total gem. Cupcake Heartbreak. I love reading new blogs, because at first it takes a little bit of time to figure out if they’re male/female, streyt/ghey, peoples of what color/country/background, liberal/conservative. So, this is me welcoming Cupcake Heartbreak into our (Katamari!) neighborhood. She’s so cunt-centric, I digs it. She also has a mouth/keyboard like a sailor.
I just wanna roll up all our favorite blogs into a sticky ball of internet goodness.
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how long do you think these people lived together before getting hitched?
i saw this study and laughed out loud. “ha!” -Z- and i have been laughing at plump couples for years, taking guesses at how long they’ve been together based on their physiques. totally judgmental and mildly sadistic, but also frighteningly on target. who knew that this study would support our hypothesis that relationships make you fat?? (more…)
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.m. is finally getting sweet el sexo action, thanks to her following the advice of jb and myself. Therefore, she is less frequently available than she used to be. I’ll give her credit, she’s trying not to be a complete douche.
Regardless. This is the only communication I had with her yesterday. Via Text:
-Z-: You smell like farts.
.m.: you IS a faht.
-Z-: You eat fahts.
.m.: YOU do. 
-Z-: You = 3;) [for those of you who don't know what that means, it is the Pinky Links emoticon for getting Tea Bagged]
.m.: incorrect!! that’s funny cuz i wanted to send you that.
-jb- and I will keep you posted on how girlie/douchey .m. gets while she’s going on trips to poundtown. I’ll make sure to publicly scold her via BLOG when she is at her worst.
ps. We’re also thrilled she’s getting some action! 3:)
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Low-rise men's jeans make me slightly uncomfortable...
Gchat just now:
-Z-: there are pple singing outside my apt
.m.: singing while plotting their shooting?
-Z-: “i’m your maann you’re my giiiirl and i’m gonna tell it to the whooole wide wooorld”someone is mourning ursher’s recent divorce
.m.: hahaha with all these guys who claim to be such epic lovers and Men, their track record with the ladies sure is shitty
I just fell in love with this term .m. created. Epic Lovers and Men. It’s true. So this post is about you, Ursher. Mostly because some douches were singing one of your songs outside my apartment door. Loudly. Interrupting The Daily Show. I’m not sure any guy singing love ballads claiming to be Epic Lover and Man is good in the sack, or emotionally intelligent enough not to fuck up every relationship in their life with their ultimate douchiness.
Yes, Ursher, your ballads and abdominals caused some women to think you were in the business of Romance, but this was false advertising! Because great producers and abdominals are all you know! You were never required to learn how to be a human being, let alone an Epic Lover.
Feel free to prove me wrong….but….something tells me (your failed marriage & relationships, mostly) that you are not an Epic Lover, but actually an Epic Fail. Don’t worry, most dudes are the same way. They just don’t have a label and your personal trainer.
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he.s perfect for you. won.t talk back. is timelessly adorable in your eyes. has a cute gimmick. and won.t get you pregs.
.jb.
Filed under: biggest fears, Creepy, Fail, fury, Hating, religion. ugh., shame shame shame, Tragedy | Tags: Americans, BBC, bullshit, Crazy, Disgusting Things, Dr. George Tiller, Global Warming, Gun Control, Holocaust Memorial Museum, Idiots, Jesus, NY Times, Pacifist, Rat King, Sad., shameful, Terrorism, the horror!, The Onion
WWJD?
In the last month, we have witnessed the brutal murder of heroic Dr. George Tiller (1941-2009), an abortion provider who gave his services to desperate women throughout the nation. Yesterday, a security guard at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in D.C. was murdered by a white supremacist. The sense of entitlement these assholes have makes me furious. It also makes me crave some gun control.
Just because you say you believe in Jesus doesn’t mean it’s okay for you to murder people! (Really? I can’t just repent afterwards and still get into heavan?) These are the same crazy Far Right nutjobs that yell about “freedom” and “terrorism” and other Ammurrriicaaan ideology. Your extremist actions constitute terrorism, idiots. You don’t see liberals murdering folks that disagree with them on Global Warming.
How can these people claim to follow the teachings of PACIFIST (definition HERE), Jesus Christ? I would like to send this Onion article to every bible thumping right wing anti-choice waste of space out there. Fucking hypocrites.
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My cervix is so pleased with me!
Yesterday I presented at my doctor’s office for my last Gardasil shot. I’m pleased as punch to have no more shots (it’s a series of 3), but I’m even happier to have been vaccinated against four types of HPV, a virus that is the leading cause of cervical cancer. Since it was approved by the FDA on June 8, 2006, there has been a continuous “moral battle” in the U.S. regarding the jab’s distribution. I’m so sick of conservatism in America right now. If conservatives are so concerned with Small Government, then why are they so goddamn interested in regulating my body in regards to sex and health care? More after the jump. (more…)
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Jason Lewis: yeah... meh.
so, i’m writing this post re: JB’s last post. i USED to love Jake Gyllenhaal. goddamn it.
i’ll admit that given my personality, my interests and my communication style, the kind of guys i’m into usually surprises people. the first qualities i look for in a guy that may interest me are intelligent, clever, humble (but still confident), and a chin. (seriously, am i right? how many otherwise totally acceptable guys are lacking one chin and carrying a pair of man boobs??) i also like tattoos. bad shoes are a big turn-off. (more…)
