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Filed under: Adventure!, Ballers & Shot Callers, Celeb-U-Messes, everybody does it., shame shame shame | Tags: abidals!, Crazy, Douchebags, Fun, Lobster, things -z- likes, Toitle
Toitle was geeking all night!
My friend, Brochardt, and I got these little animals in a 25 cent machine some months back. Mine’s a Turtle, hers is a Lobster. Needless to say, Toitle the Turtle gets into lots of trouble. He’s the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck of tiny plastic animals. I can’t keep him out of trouble. Mistaking sugar for coke lines, trying to steal cigs from people, little green crotch shots for the paparazzi, trying to swim in my coffee in the morning at work…. Lobster is much more conservative than Toitle, I can tell you that much.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, deep thoughts, Interwebz | Tags: Awesome, Bea Arthur, Fun, Golden Girls, things -z- likes
Thank yooooou Jezebel for this site:
Filed under: cool beans, Games, Interwebz | Tags: Awesome, Fun, Jorb, Mouse Path, things -z- likes
I’ve been amusing myself with this program, Mouse Path all day. It’s a simple click of a button and your cursor is followed visually all day long. It’s like making art, without any effort! The dots are created when your mouse is idle, the longer it is in one spot, the larger the dot toggle. So fun!!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, politics! | Tags: Domestic Violence, EU, Foreign Policy
The European Union has taken initiative in drafting a bill creating a policy that will enact a European protection order for women in domestic violence situations. The order would essentially mean that protection orders against abusers would translate across European borders. Interestingly enough, the U.S. does this on a state by state basis, meaning that abusers can follow their victims across state lines.
I don’t want to jump the gun and get too excited about this, because nothing’s been passed yet. In addition, it is difficult to get international law passed due to navigating different legal systems. But when legislators (who in this case, are mostly men) are talking about this issue, it’s pretty great.
The Guardian has it HERE.
Filed under: just saying..., Nature, Sunday Blog-a-thon | Tags: Koala Bears, Transportation
I’m getting really sick of walking to work in cold weather. What I need is a giant koala bear that I can latch on to, who will take me back and forth to the office. I’m sure the eucalyptus air freshener smell of him would just make the trip that much more pleasant.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Fail, fury, just saying..., sports | Tags: bullshit, Crazy, DeMarcus Ware, Equal Rights, Feelings, Jorb, NFL, Recession, Sad., the horror!
Dallas Cowboys DeMarcus Ware should officially not be allowed to make this face. After signing a contract for 78 millies, ESPN has created a tragic fun salary cruncher that puts normal human salaries in perspective.
In light of being in the midst of negotiating my own salary during a recession, I thought this was an appropriate, albeit tear inducing post.
Gah!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Creepy, Kitteh, Nature, Science | Tags: abidals!, Awesome, Disgusting Things, Evolution, Naked Mole Rat, Popular Science, Rat King, Reincarnation, scrotum, things -z- likes
Poor lil' guy. Looks like a scrote.
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I would hope to come back as the Naked Mole Rat. Popular Science tells me that the Naked Mole Rat is immune to cancer. Why? (Devrah, you’re gonna like this)
Turns out, humans only have one gene that protects us against cancer, p27, whereas that pimp, the Naked Mole Rat, has two. Their second gene, p16, is expressed in a way that instructs cells to stop dividing.
Other things Popular Science told me about the Naked Mole Rat that makes me want to be one in the next life:
- Naked Mole Rats have mad longevity. They swagger around way longer than other stupid rodents.
- Their lips are behind their front teeth. They’re smiling all the time. Makes sense, they don’t get cancer. I’d be happy, too.
- They breathe mostly through their skin.
- Acid doesn’t burn them.
What better animals is there to be?
Now the only question is, what do I have to do in this life to get the Naked Mole Rat hookup the next time around?
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Games, Interwebz, Jorb | Tags: Awesome, Fun, things -z- likes, Trivial Pursuit, weekend
Trivial Pursuit has an online Battle of the Sexes going on. I’ve been answering trivia all day at jorb, and with my brilliance, have been adding point after point onto the Girls Team.
Okay! Off I go to engage in Weekend Shenanigans!
Filed under: biggest fears, Creepy, Fail, fury, Hating, religion. ugh., Sex, Sexism, shame shame shame | Tags: 50's Throwback, babies, bullshit, christians, Conservatives, Crazy, Disgusting Things, Douchebags, Equal Rights, Evolution, feminism, fornicators, Gay Marriage, god, Idiots, jebus, Jeebus, Nosy Old Bitches, old-fashioned chauvanism, penis, people are stupid, Rat King, repugs, Sad., Sexo, sinner, the horror!
I am at least 15 out of 38 of these delectable Devil-Loving types of people. What's with the IST'S as opposed to ISTS? Not the point of this post, but I'm just saying.... Sport's Nut's?
Several weeks ago on Fuckbook, I posted the following quote as my Fuckbook status:
“I call myself a feminist. Isn’t that what you call someone who fights for women’s rights?” ~Dalai Lama
I got some little “Like This” thumbs-up signs and the following comments:
