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Filed under: biggest fears, childhood, Fail, Interwebz, just saying..., Tragedy | Tags: bacon, Idiots, Parenting, people are stupid
so, this woman had tried EVERYTHING to make lots of bacon for lots of people–”microwaving it, broiling it, and I even bought the precooked stuff so all I had to do was heat it up. None of these ways were quicker or easier and they certainly left a huge mess for me to clean up not to mention almost starting an oven fire one time.
But finally, I found a way that is quick, simple, and easy to clean up.”
so what did she finally try? what ingenius method of cooking bacon did she FINALLY stumble upon?
omfg, you have got to be kidding me. that’s a frying pan, right?
p.s. thanks to cupcake heartbreak for the link to the blog. frightening.
Filed under: awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, childhood, deep thoughts, everybody does it., general jabbering, just saying..., Nature, Sex, The Finer Things in Life | Tags: penis, pervs, porn, research
the Interdisciplinary Research Center on Family Violence and Violence Against Women was looking to do a study on the effects of pornography on sexuality. for the control group, naturally the researchers needed a group of men in their 20s who had never watched or seen porn before. and, as you’ve doubtless figured out, they found that there are none. at least, not in North America. you can find a little more about the story here.
Filed under: Adventure!, childhood, cool beans, deep thoughts, Interwebz, just saying..., LGBT, politics!, The Finer Things in Life | Tags: Awesome, Civil Rights, Equal Rights, kids, puppy love, stuff .m. likes
i wish i could say i was this enlightened when i was 10. i wish i could say i knew more people over the age of 25 who were this aware of their political surroundings, the practical meanings of political buzzwords and the consequences of political actions. but this guy can serve as an inspiration for those chuckleheads and as a ray of hope for a generation i have considered lost since the advent of faux-lebrities, ‘tween “sexting,” 15-year-old hipsters and miley cyrus.
but if i were a 10-year-old girl in Arkansas (god forbid), i’d be in love with Will Phillips. he got in trouble at school for choosing not to stand a recite the Pledge of Allegiance with the rest of his class. in this age of knee-jerk “patriotism,” some may question why i’m extolling the virtues of a 10-year-old punk who’s making trouble in his fifth-grade class. well, that’s because he refuses to pledge allegiance to a country with discriminatory policies against a portion of its citizens: teh gheyz. yup, Will’s a 10-year-old gay rights advocate. and not just because his parents are allies. he actually understands what the words of the Pledge say and sees the inconsistencies between “liberty and juatice for all” and the prohibition of same-sex marriage and other laws regarding (or without regard for) the LGBTQI community.
more about him here.
Filed under: childhood, cool beans, Creepy, deep thoughts, Fail, Interwebz, politics!, Science, Sunday Blog-a-thon | Tags: babies. ew., bullshit, Crazy, Disgusting Things, Douchebags, Feelings, Fun, Idiots, Parenting, stuff .m. likes, things -z- likes, weekend
i know there’s a joke about the connection between the conservative baby-machines that shop at Wal-Mart and the call here, but my weekend brain isn’t quite making the connection here…
Filed under: Adventure!, awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, childhood, Fail, Fashion, Gee Thanks, Interwebz, just saying..., Nature | Tags: Austin Melton, Awesome, Cut Me a Switch, Irony, Lightning, NSA, Oregon, the environment, the horror!
Lightning Strikes!
The NSA forwarded this article to me about a kid in Oregon that got struck by lightning. People getting hit by lightning, suffering severe burns and a perforated ear drum, and being scarred mentally for life is no laughing matter.
However.
The innocent school picture accompanying the article IS hilarious. Click to see the zoomed in image after the jump. Then let’s talk about IRONY. (more…)
Filed under: awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, Celeb-U-Messes, childhood, Creepy, deep thoughts, everybody does it., Fail, Fashion, general jabbering, Interwebz, just saying..., Movies | Tags: blogging, bullshit, Feelings, Idiots
this is the best photo of him i've ever seen. doesn't do much for me.
i hate High School Musical. all 3 or 8 or 11 of them. whatever. no, i’ve never seen them, and i love musicals. but those productions are just overblown corporate marketing synergy projects aimed at the 8-18 girl demographic. they have no redeeming artistic value, the musical numbers suck goat nuts, the acting is abhorrent and they’re not creative at all. i could give a shit about any of the people involved in these despicable things.
but the Zac Efron phenomenon has taken on a life of its own. people LOVE this guy. they love him with an intensity and a fervor last seen with the advent of the Backstreet Boys or NSYNC. they have no idea what this guy’s really like because he’s purely a product of the Disney franchise, so what they know of him is what he looks like. and i’ll give them that, he’s a good-looking guy. but i could consider my life a success if i never saw his face again.
Filed under: awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, childhood, cool beans, deep thoughts, everybody does it., general jabbering, Interwebz, Music, videos | Tags: blogging, bullshit, Crazy, Feelings, Fun, stuff .m. likes, videos
omg. i used to love this whole CD. see also: “kitty” and “lump.” right? right?
Filed under: awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, childhood, cool beans, deep thoughts, Fail, general jabbering, Interwebz, just saying..., Literature, Nature, Science | Tags: bullshit, Feelings, Idiots, stuff .m. likes
what if there were a flock of these? (or would it be a herd?)
what’s the plural of the word “pegasus”? pegasodes? pegasi?
