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maria b.
jig burn
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Love and babies.
I may get into trouble for this. (Shrug)
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Vroom bitches.
Good morning, .m. You are welcome.
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I would have hated the 50's. I hate *Petting*.
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In one of the Notepad sections of my iPhone, I save quotes and quirky things that I especially like or want to remember (my friends will all attest to my shitty memory). It’s titled “Stuffs I Dig”.
The following is a message I saved that was sent to me via chat by my ex boyfriend because he was mad I had broken up with him:
You have friends but ones who leave u because u are not adamant
Yeah, .m. and I don’t know what the shit that means, either. He’s like a bad Japanese t-shirt. I’d wear that shit, though, if someone made it for me.
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how long do you think these people lived together before getting hitched?
i saw this study and laughed out loud. “ha!” -Z- and i have been laughing at plump couples for years, taking guesses at how long they’ve been together based on their physiques. totally judgmental and mildly sadistic, but also frighteningly on target. who knew that this study would support our hypothesis that relationships make you fat?? (more…)
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.m. is finally getting sweet el sexo action, thanks to her following the advice of jb and myself. Therefore, she is less frequently available than she used to be. I’ll give her credit, she’s trying not to be a complete douche.
Regardless. This is the only communication I had with her yesterday. Via Text:
-Z-: You smell like farts.
.m.: you IS a faht.
-Z-: You eat fahts.
.m.: YOU do. 
-Z-: You = 3;) [for those of you who don't know what that means, it is the Pinky Links emoticon for getting Tea Bagged]
.m.: incorrect!! that’s funny cuz i wanted to send you that.
-jb- and I will keep you posted on how girlie/douchey .m. gets while she’s going on trips to poundtown. I’ll make sure to publicly scold her via BLOG when she is at her worst.
ps. We’re also thrilled she’s getting some action! 3:)
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Jason Lewis: yeah... meh.
so, i’m writing this post re: JB’s last post. i USED to love Jake Gyllenhaal. goddamn it.
i’ll admit that given my personality, my interests and my communication style, the kind of guys i’m into usually surprises people. the first qualities i look for in a guy that may interest me are intelligent, clever, humble (but still confident), and a chin. (seriously, am i right? how many otherwise totally acceptable guys are lacking one chin and carrying a pair of man boobs??) i also like tattoos. bad shoes are a big turn-off. (more…)
