-Z-
maria b.
jig burn
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Vroom bitches.
Good morning, .m. You are welcome.
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This morning, I was browsing around on Facebook. How great is that mini feed? Knowing every inane detail of every person’s life? I don’t status update much, if at all. But I do a little revelling in other people’s status updates. Why? Because they are 99% of the time asinine.
A hot mess of a girl I know had the following status update:
ST is wondering why she is the only one left in her class without a husband and kids. What used to be so scary is now what I want!!!
Click MORE for .m. and my text conversation regarding this horror story of a status update AAAAND a great website that Devrah sent me that corresponds! AFTER THE JUMP! GO!
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In one of the Notepad sections of my iPhone, I save quotes and quirky things that I especially like or want to remember (my friends will all attest to my shitty memory). It’s titled “Stuffs I Dig”.
The following is a message I saved that was sent to me via chat by my ex boyfriend because he was mad I had broken up with him:
You have friends but ones who leave u because u are not adamant
Yeah, .m. and I don’t know what the shit that means, either. He’s like a bad Japanese t-shirt. I’d wear that shit, though, if someone made it for me.
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Fat Fat Fat Fat. NOM.
Our girl, D, just informed me that Ian’s Pizza’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza made it onto This Is Why You’re Fat. D is a Pizza Slut and she, .m., and I definitely had our share of this very pizza while we were at good old University. This news sort of made me feel famous. Or maybe that loss of feeling in my left arm was due to the heart attack this pizza induced. Either way. Thanks, D!
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Whattya say, .m., we're pretty EXREME!
.m. and I love us some ink. We’re pretty particular about what goes on our bodies, though, which is why I only have 2 thus far, and she has 3. We’re at the point where we’re both ready for another and would like to get them together. They don’t need to match (actually, would almost prefer they wouldn’t), but it would be fun if they corresponded somehow.
Anyways. So, we’re trying to come up with something most especially neat. Ideas would be appreciated. What would epitomize our Pinky Links friendship? We’re just not normal enough. Hello Kitty tramp stamps, butterflies, roses, and meaningless tribal designs just won’t cut it. We’re just not those kinds of girls. So what do we do?! Any ideas from our Blogamari (thanks Cupcake Heartbreak!)? From the folks we knows? From my MOM?
Wonder Pickles?
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yep, i still loathe sarah palin.
i don’t really remember how much -Z- and i have expounded on how repulsive we find this woman, but i feel the need to go off on it right now.
i just finished reading a really interesting article on her, and there were two things i really liked about it: 1) it fleshed her out as someone who “takes disagreements personally, and swiftly deals vengeance on enemies, real or perceived” (not a particularly effective mindset for someone who wants to succeed in national politics, i’d say), and 2) the author, Todd S. Purdum, arrived at his conclusions about her from doing what seems to be pretty thorough research and interviews with people who have known her since before she was on the Wasilla City Council.
i know that Sarah Palin (and her ilk) will read hear about this article and decry it as some kind of image-assassination attempt by the “evil liberal media” who intend to hamstring Palin and the conservatives’ “right to free speech.” (more…)
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.m. is finally getting sweet el sexo action, thanks to her following the advice of jb and myself. Therefore, she is less frequently available than she used to be. I’ll give her credit, she’s trying not to be a complete douche.
Regardless. This is the only communication I had with her yesterday. Via Text:
-Z-: You smell like farts.
.m.: you IS a faht.
-Z-: You eat fahts.
.m.: YOU do. 
-Z-: You = 3;) [for those of you who don't know what that means, it is the Pinky Links emoticon for getting Tea Bagged]
.m.: incorrect!! that’s funny cuz i wanted to send you that.
-jb- and I will keep you posted on how girlie/douchey .m. gets while she’s going on trips to poundtown. I’ll make sure to publicly scold her via BLOG when she is at her worst.
ps. We’re also thrilled she’s getting some action! 3:)
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For reals, she ran THIS far.
I just wanted to give a shout out to .m. Two weekends ago, she ran a half marathon. And I am so proud of her. Everyone else should be, too! ^^
