“[T]here’s no better training ground for politics than motherhood.”
-Sarah Palin, in Going Rogue
i feel like–maybe–we ought to ask Hilary what she thinks on that. maybe sexy sarah thinks that because she went and had five kids because the Bible told her to do her husband’s bidding and not to use any contraception and lost control of her home… but let’s humor her and briefly compare motherhood and politics. the old joke about politicians and diapers notwithstanding, how the fuck could she seriously make that comparison??
i need one of two things to happen: she needs to retire to Alaska and never be heard from again, or become a pariah in American media, held up for ridicule and for laughs. by everybody, not just the Left.
I am at least 15 out of 38 of these delectable Devil-Loving types of people. What's with the IST'S as opposed to ISTS? Not the point of this post, but I'm just saying.... Sport's Nut's?
Several weeks ago on Fuckbook, I posted the following quote as my Fuckbook status:
“I call myself a feminist. Isn’t that what you call someone who fights for women’s rights?” ~Dalai Lama
I got some little “Like This” thumbs-up signs and the following comments:
Yeah, more people would be willing to acknowledge/label themselves as feminists if more would be aware of its actual meaning and purpose… Sadly it’s a horribly misinterpreted and distorted term.
-Z-’s Fifth Grade Teacher
Thanks to many of the feminists in the past who gave it a very bad connotation because of their radical agenda at that time. It wasn’t just about women’s rights, like voting, but distorted family and motherhood, in the process and was demeaning to many women, too.
I’d be interested to know what you are referencing when you say “distorted family and motherhood” and how feminism has demeaned women, Fifth Grade Teacher.
-Z-’s Fifth Grade Teacher
I’m working on your answer!
A couple weeks later, and lo and behold, THE ANSWER pops up in my Fuckbook Message Inbox.
I’m not sure what the guidelines are for being able to write a Blog on Psychology Today’s website, but evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa somehow got the okay. Kanazawa writes a tired diatribe of anti-feminist posts, like this one titled Why modern feminism is illogical, unnecessary, and evil. Kanazawa’s assertions in the article are as follows:
Tina Fey aint the only one to have a crack at her!
Vanity Fair responded to Sarah Palin’s resignation speech in one of the most fulfilling ways possible. They edited her speech. It is nerdy and delightful, pages and pages of red pen.
In my mind, the red pen wields so much authority. From the day we learned to write as children to the present, the red pen has had the ability to render some of the most concise writing defunct. Combine the red pen with a Palin Gibberish-ese speech, and well, it’s just hilarity. Smug, looking-down-your-nose, hilarity.
So, I checked out What Would Tyler Durden Do this morning and stumbled across this post about some random interview Kendra Wilkinson gave (she is some Playboy chick that was on a reality show about Playboy chicks). Anyway, that it was about her is not the point.
The question of how long one should wait to have sex with someone was asked of her and her response was (after the jump!):
This morning, I was browsing around on Facebook. How great is that mini feed? Knowing every inane detail of every person’s life? I don’t status update much, if at all. But I do a little revelling in other people’s status updates. Why? Because they are 99% of the time asinine.
A hot mess of a girl I know had the following status update:
ST is wondering why she is the only one left in her class without a husband and kids. What used to be so scary is now what I want!!!
Click MORE for .m. and my text conversation regarding this horror story of a status update AAAAND a great website that Devrah sent me that corresponds! AFTER THE JUMP! GO!
How are you in any way a representative of California? I mean, besides your implants.
-Z-: i just read in jezebel that miss california organization paid for that miss california’s breast implants that fucking bitch .m.: i know
i almost blogged on it
but it’s just bullshit
who cares about that ho -Z-: i’m thinking about it
you judgmental fuck….
all your fucking “values” .m.: right
would jesus get implants?? -Z-: apparently don’t apply to ripping holes in your body and sticking foreign objects in you .m.: is there some spiritual aspect to getting/having implants that i don’t know about? do they get you closer to god? -Z-: maybe they have holy saline in them .m.: hahaha -Z-: role model my ass .m.: ugh
now i want to blog on that shit
but not enough to actually do it -Z-: lol i think i’m going to
.m. and I have been watching this show. This show is more or less about a dozen or so women, who are all looking for love. Some Hollywood matchmaker (pictured above) has a “Tough Love” bootcamp, where he talks to the women about how to get men. The women are all fucking nanners. They found crazies from across the board. Such as:
Girl Who Wants to Get Married NOW
Nearing 40 Woman Loves Career More Than Catering to Men
Crazy Gets Opinion On Men She Dates From Her Cats
The Slut (of cooouurrssee)
The Loud One
The Drunk
The Gold Digger
More opinions and how .m. and I would be on Tough Love after the jump: (more…)
So, Wednesday night I went to dinner with a friend of mine. This girl used to be roommates with me and .m. in college. She is pretty much the antithesis of Pinky Links philosophy (anti-feminist, not interested in politics or current events, nestles comfortably in the patriarchy surrounding her, etc). We call her “Charlotte” from Sex and the City. She lives in a parallel 1950′s universe at all times. (Now that you have some background, I will move on.) (more…)