Pinky Links

and damned if this little ditty’s not catchy!

embarrassing personal confession #… whatever. i’m calling myself out again. sometimes, i get so caught up in what i’m doing or laugh too hard and the urge to pee hits really suddenly. then i have to stifle the feeling for as long as is necessary to make it seem like it doesn’t feel like my pee’s gonna shoot out my nose if i don’t find a bathroom within .37 seconds. 

anyway, i saw this commercial this morning and i thought it was hilarious. not only because i used to do that exact dance, but because that dance, for me, has evolved into something subtler. but the motive hasn’t changed one bit. nowadays, i’ll sit in a chair with my legs crossed and bounce the foot of my crossed leg to alleviate the bladder pressure. or if i have both feet on the ground i’ll tap my heel to a beat and tell people i have a song stuck in my head. at any rate, i still do it. and if you’re honest with yourself, you do it, too. so what are your moves? i could use some new ones. seriously, share.

p.s. for his career’s sake, i sincerely hope MC Pull-Ups isn’t actually trying to break into the music biz. but i’d like to meet him in real life–anyone who does a number like this has to have a good sense of humor, right?