Filed under: Adventure!, Ballers & Shot Callers, Celeb-U-Messes, everybody does it., shame shame shame | Tags: abidals!, Crazy, Douchebags, Fun, Lobster, things -z- likes, Toitle
Toitle was geeking all night!
My friend, Brochardt, and I got these little animals in a 25 cent machine some months back. Mine’s a Turtle, hers is a Lobster. Needless to say, Toitle the Turtle gets into lots of trouble. He’s the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck of tiny plastic animals. I can’t keep him out of trouble. Mistaking sugar for coke lines, trying to steal cigs from people, little green crotch shots for the paparazzi, trying to swim in my coffee in the morning at work…. Lobster is much more conservative than Toitle, I can tell you that much.
Filed under: cool beans, deep thoughts, Fail, Interwebz, Nature, Nom., Science, The Finer Things in Life, videos | Tags: froggie, Fun, kewt stuff, Nom., silly, stuff .m. likes
he was so sure of himself!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, deep thoughts, Interwebz | Tags: Awesome, Bea Arthur, Fun, Golden Girls, things -z- likes
Thank yooooou Jezebel for this site:
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i know this is a little old, but it’s so good. her delivery is priceless.
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Filed under: Adventure!, Ballers & Shot Callers, biggest fears, cool beans, deep thoughts, fury, Gee Thanks, general jabbering, Interwebz, The Finer Things in Life | Tags: Awesome, blogging, exploded head, Fun, goats being crazy, oh noooooeeess!, stuff .m. likes, the horror!

hehehe! i kind of like that, with no context, you can decide what the peoplez are freaking out about. hehehe! me? in my head they’re upset about the existence of valentine’s day. and, of course, teabagger/repug obstructionism that essentially prevents anything from legislatively getting done, the movement to overturn Roe v. Wade, conservative politics and talking heads in general, deficit hawks, and being poor.
and this: If these pictures of goats being crazy do not make your mind explode, your mind has already exploded. (note: thanks to Ben for that link. wtf? haha!)
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I’ve been amusing myself with this program, Mouse Path all day. It’s a simple click of a button and your cursor is followed visually all day long. It’s like making art, without any effort! The dots are created when your mouse is idle, the longer it is in one spot, the larger the dot toggle. So fun!!



