Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Fashion, The Finer Things in Life | Tags: birthday!, Boystown, Chi-town, fagalas!, Fashion, Shoes
cool points to you if you know what movie that’s from. anywho, i got some super hot new shoes because i’m headed to Boystown tomorrow for a gay birthday celebration. where better to show off super hot shoes than Boystown?! especially since my favorite fagala helped me pick them out!
AND they’re comfortable! soooo excited!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Interwebz, Music, Sex, videos | Tags: Feelings, Fun, hot pieces of ass, Shoes, stuff .m. likes, videos
Gael Garcia Bernal + Mexican polka + Cheap Trick cover = the most awesomest wet dream ever.
p.s. this post has nothing to do with the U.P. experience, but i had to put this up here. and yeah, those brown shoes should be outlawed on the continent. seriously, we need legislation banning those things. i’m pretty sure Europe did that a while ago.
Filed under: Adventure!, awkward teen years/unfortunate adolescence, Creepy, Fail, Fashion, Hating, HLM, shame shame shame | Tags: 1990's, Michigan, Shoes, UP

No friend of mine will ever wear these shoes!
We have a lot of stuff to post about our UP Extravaganza! But for now, feast your eyes on my mini rant about THESE shoes. Practically everyone up there was wearing these. I’ve hated these shoes since their inception in the 90′s. There is nothing remotely attractive about these shoes. They don’t look good on men OR women, but they were all wearing them!
.m. and I were padding around the bars in our chucks and cardigans and T’s. I’m pretty sure everyone thought we were lesbians.
“Why ‘aint they got no brown shoes on? Or an Aeropostale hoody in pink? Them jeans is so dark! They must think theys boys!”
Fuck.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Fashion, general jabbering, Interwebz | Tags: blogging, Crazy, Feelings, Fun, Shoes, stuff .m. likes, Want! Want! Want!

Michelle Obama is awesome, and so are these shoes.
i saw this picture of Michelle Obama’s shoes online today, and i’ve looked on the internet as best i can, and i can’t figure out WHO makes these shoes or where i can get them. they are fucking sweet. does ANYONE know what these are?? aaaahhh!
p.s. -Z- and i LOVE Mrs. O, and we will undoubtedly be talking about that a lot in the future. but this is urgent!
Filed under: Gee Thanks, Interwebz, relationships, Sex, Sunday Blog-a-thon, videos | Tags: Animals, First Dates, Kazoos, NSA, O'Faces, penis, Shoes, Turtles, videos
The NSA sent me this today, with the following message:
disclaimer: i was sent this, i wasn’t like out searching it
This poor little turtle. Can’t get a break. Also, .m. is right, he does sound like a kazoo.
Filed under: Fashion, general jabbering, Interwebz, Sunday Blog-a-thon | Tags: Devrah, Disgusting Things, Rat King, Rats, Shoes

This is a little something something for Devrah from an article about strange shoes at inventorspot.com. It is a bit of a follow-up on the Rat King discussion. Needless to say, I thought of her and all her awesomeness!
What would you rather have in your house? Rat Shoes? Or a Rat King?

Haters!
Alright! That’s quite enough. It’s true. I have some Dereon stuff. I have these Lisa-Frank-esque shoes (some German dude once kicked snow on them…jagoff) and a silky blue bra and undie set. The underwear is seamless and the bra fits like a dream.

SO!

i have been needing (wanting, i suppose, in the strictest sense of the word) some nice cold-weather boots for a long time now, i’d say for a few years. i figured the other day that if i’d just bitten the bullet 3 years ago and bought a nice pair for $300-$400, i’d have definitely gotten my money’s worth by this year. so i think i should do it and get some.