this video is funny ‘cuz it’s true. now, this is not to say that i don’t appreciate some aspects of fuck-, er, facebook, but i think that too many people use facebook and make postings and status updates because they know that everyone they’re connected to will see what they did and when.
tip: if you’re truuuuly sad about something, you probably won’t care enough to put it on facebook, and you probably wouldn’t want people asking you about it. so stop playing coy and disingenuously pretending to be sullen, and just come out with the fact that you’re self-absorbed and are fishing for any kind of cheap reassurance that people care about your silly shit. and, if you really wanted that girl you knew in high school to hang out with you this weekend, you should have called her instead of putting some fake “you totally should have hung out with us” bullshit on her wall to make yourself look popular. fuck.
p.s. that guy you met and made out with two weeks ago at that party when you were both sloshed probably doesn’t care if you had a bad day.
p.p.s. if you’re putting pictures of your baby on facebook, maybe it’s time to start thinking about not being on facebook anymore… if people care about your larva, they’ll ask.
yipes, that was quite a rant. maybe it’s not so much about facebook as it is about facebook as a tool for people who use it as a tool to get attention. whatevs, i stand by my decision.
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