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i.m a six-year-old and have been on my best behavior all year long and at year.s end, that fat man in a red suit brought me the greatest gift any child can receive…a trip to disneyland. the magic kingdom. heaven on earth.
fast track a few months later when the date of departure nears:
my parents have been fighting a lot. it scares me and i draw pictures of them happy during art class in hopes that my action of crayon to construction paper will come true. alas, my imagination.s shortcomings is delivered through the medium of reality. they haven.t spoken to each other in a week. both seem to be at bay as to who should speak first. i hope i don.t learn this kind of pride early on in my childhood as it may affect my social life in the future when i am ready to meet women and start self-destructive relationships.
Filed under: Fail, Interwebz, videos | Tags: bullshit, Crazy, Dancing, Fun, Ping Pong, videos
I sort of wish the other guy punched him in the face at the end of this. Oh well.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Interwebz | Tags: blogging, Other Bloggers, Sloth, things -z- likes
Today, I chanced upon this guy Steven’s Blog. And I can’t stop reading. I might go ahead and make an executive decision and Blog Roll him. I’m still in the process of reading, though, so I’ll let you know.
What Steven Wants in a Man is quite similar to What Z Wants in a Person.
Thoughts? Agreement? Furious contention?
Filed under: Nature, Nom., videos | Tags: Beer, Bowling, Fat Squirrel, Fun, Inebriation, New Glarus, Nom., Squirrels, things -z- likes, videos
I’m on a bowling team every Monday night. Our team’s favorite beer is Fat Squirrel by New Glarus. For some reason, though, on the nights we decide to buy pitcher(s) of Fat Squirrel, our bowling scores always drop substantially (compared to when we drink any other kind of beer).
The above video is pretty concise when describing what our team looks like when we sink into the deliciousness of the Fat Squirrel. You become a Fat (Drunk) Squirrel. Have our dwindling bowling scores and impaired coordination stopped us from drinking this heady refreshment? Not. At. All.