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We get it. Snuggies are dorky. Pointing it out doesn’t make you clever. ~.m. by maria b.


Snuggies and snuggie references are the new Lil Jon yee-AY-aaaah!! shut the fuck up, already.

Snuggies and snuggie references are the new Lil' Jon "yee-AY-aaaah!!" shut the fuck up, already.

haw, haw, haw, you’re so fucking clever. those snuggies are sooooo stupid looking, [snicker, snicker.] a normal blanket would be much more practical, and that commercial is so corny it could be a parody of an infomercial, [snort,] but it’s real!! haha! Continue reading


not going to disneyland sucks ass and licks balls. by jig burn
March 27, 2009, 5:56 pm
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i.m a six-year-old and have been on my best behavior all year long and at year.s end, that fat man in a red suit brought me the greatest gift any child can receive…a trip to disneyland. the magic kingdom. heaven on earth.

fast track a few months later when the date of departure nears:

my parents have been fighting a lot. it scares me and i draw pictures of them happy during art class in hopes that my action of crayon to construction paper will come true. alas, my imagination.s shortcomings is delivered through the medium of reality. they haven.t spoken to each other in a week. both seem to be at bay as to who should speak first. i hope i don.t learn this kind of pride early on in my childhood as it may affect my social life in the future when i am ready to meet women and start self-destructive relationships.

Celebrate Your Fail Dance! by -Z- by -Z-
March 19, 2009, 9:27 pm
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I sort of wish the other guy punched him in the face at the end of this. Oh well.

Fun to Read Blog? Besides Ours? Whaaa…? -Z- by -Z-
March 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
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This picture has nothing to do with the post. SLOTH!!

This picture has nothing to do with the post. SLOTH!!

Today, I chanced upon this guy Steven’s Blog.  And I can’t stop reading. I might go ahead and make an executive decision and Blog Roll him.  I’m still in the process of reading, though, so I’ll let you know. 

What Steven Wants in a Man is quite similar to What Z Wants in a Person. 

Thoughts? Agreement? Furious contention?

And the Award Goes To…”Fat Squirrel” by New Glarus -Z- by -Z-
March 19, 2009, 1:54 pm
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I’m on a bowling team every Monday night.  Our team’s favorite beer is Fat Squirrel by New Glarus.  For some reason, though, on the nights we decide to buy pitcher(s) of Fat Squirrel, our bowling scores always drop substantially (compared to when we drink any other kind of beer). 

The above video is pretty concise when describing what our team looks like when we sink into the deliciousness of the Fat Squirrel. You become a Fat (Drunk) Squirrel.  Have our dwindling bowling scores and impaired coordination stopped us from drinking this heady refreshment? Not. At. All.