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We get it. Snuggies are dorky. Pointing it out doesn’t make you clever. ~.m. by maria b.

 

Snuggies and snuggie references are the new Lil Jon yee-AY-aaaah!! shut the fuck up, already.

Snuggies and snuggie references are the new Lil' Jon "yee-AY-aaaah!!" shut the fuck up, already.

haw, haw, haw, you’re so fucking clever. those snuggies are sooooo stupid looking, [snicker, snicker.] a normal blanket would be much more practical, and that commercial is so corny it could be a parody of an infomercial, [snort,] but it’s real!! haha!

that cultural reference is as passe as shaggy, asymmetrical haircuts, smudgy black eyeliner, lip piercings, tight black jeans and Etnies (read: being emo.) please stop. and this goes for all those motherfuckers actually wearing snuggies in a mocking manner. you’re not funny. you missed that bus and you’re not clever.

your producers are idiots, too. theres no excuse for this. (once the Today Show does it, you know its over.)

your producers are idiots, too. there's no excuse for this. (once the Today Show does it, you know it's over.)

so cut it out with the fucking snuggie bar crawls and snuggie pot-lucks and contrived snuggie references you labor to drop in conversation in your pathetic effort to be funny and culturally literate. just read a fucking newspaper.

there are instances where someone/some people intentionally act or dress “losery” in an attempt to make fun of a group, fad or idea, and that person/those people end up looking un-cooler than the group/fad/idea they’re trying to make fun of. this is certainly one of those instances.

so next time you’re tempted to make a snuggie reference in any social setting in any capacity, please, spare me.

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She looks like a priest for a dubious religion.

Comment by ioncehadpartedhair

OH I DIDN’T NOTICE THE SECOND PICTURE; they look like the high council of priests for a dubious religion.

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