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do you remember the show “Salute Your Shorts”?? that shit was hilarious. it was one of the several shows on Nickelodeon that i watched when i was growing up. (others include Roundhouse, All That, Hey Dude, Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures of Pete and Pete and Ahh! Real Monsters.) this is not to say that i necessarily enjoyed all these shows, but i watched them. remember SNICK (Saturday Night Nickelodeon)? my parents would go out Saturday nights and i would make a pizza and watch 2 hours of crappy kids’ television. i suffered through Ahh! Real Monsters, The Secret World of Alex Mack just to watch Ren & Stimpy and All That. then i’d watch Are You Afraid of the Dark? cuz i had nothing better to do.
i don’t remember ever being able to predict exactly when Salute Your Shorts was on (those were the days before digital cable.) at times, it was too disgusting to watch but mostly it was just raunchy and hilarious. remember Ug? remember Donkeylips? the “awful waffle”?* Budnick? Sponge? all the Camp Annawanna kids would fuck with Ug, then he’d bust ’em and make ’em stand in the yard holding up buckets of water in each hand. i’d like to watch that show again. but not badly enough to buy the DVDs. that’s why there’s youtube.
*so, according to the Urban Dictionary, the definition of “awful waffle” is some variation of making a waffle pattern on a person’s stomach, face or bare ass by hitting them with a tennis racket, but one horrific definition reads as follows:
A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.
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