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i don’t know about you, but i always hated Full House. that didn’t stop me from watching re-runs of it almost every day after getting home from class. but i hated it. especially Kimmy Gibbler. and eventually Uncle Joey and whoever Uncle Jesse’s wife was. but i always liked Danny Tanner. even though he was incredibly Magoo. he projected this subtle undercurrent of an undiscriminating hatred of his entire situation: the mooches living in his basement, his ugly children, his aggravating cunt of a neighbor girl, and Joey’s stupid impressions. it seems pretty obvious from a few of the episodes that the only thing keeping Danny Tanner from ending it all was the golden retriever and the possibility of getting laid (which he did, incidentally.)
but my favorite Bob Saget is the one that tells horrible, rauchy, offensive, disgusting jokes without a second thought about people’s delicate sensibilities or gag reflexes. whoever saw this guy do standup and decided to put him on Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos deserves a fucking Nobel Prize (for television casting) and some awesome head.
despite the fact that Bob Saget is now back on network television, it is not in the ideal capacity. i’m not complaining–on the new show (brand new,) Saget is a salty suburban dad who gets himself into trouble doing stupid things because he doesn’t like/isn’t fully committed to/isn’t meant for life in suburbia. admittedly, i’ve only seen about 10 seconds of him on his new show, so i can’t form an opinion about it. but i DO have an opinion about how awesome Bob Saget is. but for now, some youtube videos will have to do until i make up my mind about the new sitcom. here.
so, eh, i might fuck Bob Saget. i bet it’d be hot and dirty. dirty, dirty sex. but don’t get the wrong idea, just cuz i’d do Bob Saget and Anthony Bourdain doesn’t mean i’d do them at the same time. that’d be too much old meat to deal with.
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