Filed under: Fashion, Gee Thanks, just saying..., religion. ugh., Sex, shame shame shame | Tags: 50's Throwback, Blog Outing, Crazy, gchat, impure thoughts, Lech, NSA, Swimwear!, Want! Want! Want!, Wholesome Wear, Whoredom
I’m getting pumped for summer. Why? Because I just found out that there are new swimsuit options that will revert us ladies out of whoredom! Who turned me on to this? None other than the NSA.
you should look into these
Is NSA trying to save me from whoredom? Regardless, I’ve got pretty hot wrists and ankles, and that bathe-u-tard isn’t going to save this little lady from the roving dirty sinful eyes and thoughts of the impure. Looks like I’ll be sticking to the bikini. Unless .m. wants to get one, too! We could make an outing of it!
This is what I propose, .m. I vote that we get us some WholesomeWear. Go to the beach this summer. And act as lewd and disgusting as possible. Hit on everything and everybody around us. Writhe in the surf. Cuss like sailors. We’ll take pictures and blog about the experience!
Wait…how much do these shits cost? Hmm….
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