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Albert Einstein defined insanity as doing
the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. i did that on a couple occasions. i fucked this guy i knew and he was bad, but i fucked him again and thought it might be different. i was wrong.
we were friends and got along really well–had the same senses of humor, same appreciation for sarcasm and irony, same opinion of the general population as idiots, etc., etc. we also had some sexual tension between us for a couple years, but nothing ever came of it because we were both involved with people. but finally towards the end of college, we fucked. he was pretty drunk, had a tiny penis AND whiskey dick, and couldn’t work my clit to save his worthless life. it was the most anti-climactic sex i’ve ever had in every sense of the word.
but that didn’t stop me from fucking him two more times (over the course of two years, i’m not that crazy.) granted, those times i was the one who was wasted, but that didn’t make him any better, either. i thought about faking an orgasm, just to bring the experience to its merciful end, but i’m not the kind of girl to fake an orgasm or lie about it, so i gave it to him straight.
it was a little weird at first, because we were good friends and i didn’t know how to tell him that he was a god-awful lay. on top of that, he told close mutual (male) friends of ours that i was fantastic (obvi.) i totally threw him under the bus and gave them the gory/humiliating details. i don’t know exactly why, maybe because i hoped they’d say something and he’d somehow be better in the future. but clearly that didn’t happen.
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