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asses as art. butt necklace! ~.m. by maria b.

 

butts. a bunch of asses, right?

butts. a bunch of asses, right?

i saw an ad for Jane Seymour’s (a.k.a. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman) jewelry line that she “designed.” honestly, the first time i saw it, i was like, “that’s hiLArious! butts on a necklace! haha!” and then i saw how they were supposed to be hearts and then i cringed. that’s just embarrassing.

but this leads me to another peeve of mine: (what number am i on?)

am i right? or am i right?

am i right? or am i right? butts!

 celebrities’ lame attempts at career synergy or longevity–whatever it is they’re trying to do when they get involved in business ventures in areas unrelated to the reason they’re actually famous (i.e. Jane Seymour, P. Diddy or whatever the fuck he’s going as nowadays, Beyonce, Lauren Conrad especially, etc. etc.) it’s like anyone with a pushy agent, a metabolic disorder and who doesn’t look like a total mutant could fanagle some poor excuse for a career and go from there.

 

 

 

are you fuggin kidding me? anyone else would have been laughed out of the building for this generic bullshit.

are you fuggin' kidding me, Lauren Conrad? anyone else would have been laughed out of the building for this generic bullshit.

i saw a clip from The Hills (GAWD, i fucking hate that that show exists) where flesh-colored beard/ famewhore’s  little sister wanted to have her own line of handbags. the cunt is, like, 17. does she know that’s the punchline for Z-list celebrities struggling to stay in the tabloids? actually, i hope she doesn’t. ‘cuz that’s hilarious.

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