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so this is the story of Molly, the cow who escaped the slaughterhouse in Jamaica Queens New York yesterday (Wednesday.) it’s like one of those cheesy childhood movies come to life! (remember Homeward Bound??) so Molly wandered for about a mile through Queens–she jumped a fence and hid in backyards to evade police and animal control. but eventually they shot her with a tranquilizer and she was picked up.
and it ends like a cheesy kids’ movie, too! the slaughterhouse folks said Molly has too much moxie to slaughter her, so instead she will live out her days in an animal sanctuary on Long Island. hopefully not near any of those awful housewives that are on Bravo.
barnyard animals really are as cool as i thought they were when i was 3!
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