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there’s nothing that kills the mood faster than socks. i would never, EVER have sex with socks on. i would never have sex with a guy with socks on, either. i can’t explain exactly what it is about the socks on, but i guess they’re just the worst articles of clothing out of all of them. i would never have sex with a guy wearing just a t-shirt or just a hat. even if the guy’s hot, that half-dressed look just isn’t sexy, it’s ridiculous.
NSFW naked men in socks after the jump!
and, for the sake of fairness, i did several google searches for pictures of naked women in socks, but there wasn’t a single one. so that’s how unpopular that image is. dick cheney pictures came up under those searches before any picture of a naked woman in just socks.
so guys and girls, if you think you might be getting some ass, take your socks off well before the fact. ‘cuz taking off the socks can’t be sexy, either. no matter how you do it.
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