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Pet Peeve: socks on during sex. ~.m. by maria b.

there’s nothing that kills the mood faster than socks. i would never, EVER have sex with socks on. i would never have sex with a guy with socks on, either. i can’t explain exactly what it is about the socks on, but i guess they’re just the worst articles of clothing out of all of them. i would never have sex with a guy wearing just a t-shirt or just a hat. even if the guy’s hot, that half-dressed look just isn’t sexy, it’s ridiculous.

NSFW naked men in socks after the jump!

this guy's a ginger, but -Z- still wouldn't do him. cuz of the socks!

he'd look infinitely cooler if he just took off the socks. he could even leave the hat on.

 

put on a helmet and take off the socks.

put on a helmet and take off the socks.

 

even Brad Pitt cant pull it off. who made this wardrobe decision?

even Brad Pitt can't pull it off. who made this wardrobe decision?

and, for the sake of fairness, i did several google searches for pictures of naked women in socks, but there wasn’t a single one. so that’s how unpopular that image is. dick cheney pictures came up under those searches before any picture of a naked woman in just socks.

so guys and girls, if you think you might be getting some ass, take your socks off well before the fact. ‘cuz taking off the socks can’t be sexy, either. no matter how you do it.

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I totally agree about the socks.

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