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sarah palin: the jessica simpson of politics. ~.m. by maria b.

yep, i still loathe sarah palin.

i don’t really remember how much -Z- and i have expounded on how repulsive we find this woman, but i feel the need to go off on it right now.

i just finished reading a really interesting article on her, and there were two things i really liked about it: 1) it fleshed her out as someone who “takes disagreements personally, and swiftly deals vengeance on enemies, real or perceived” (not a particularly effective mindset for someone who wants to succeed in national politics, i’d say), and 2) the author, Todd S. Purdum, arrived at his conclusions about her from doing what seems to be pretty thorough research and interviews with people who have known her since before she was on the Wasilla City Council.

i know that Sarah Palin (and her ilk) will read hear about this article and decry it as some kind of image-assassination attempt by the “evil liberal media” who intend to hamstring Palin and the conservatives’ “right to free speech.” Continue reading




La La La La! Steven Shows Me Stuff! by -Z- by -Z-

 

I always imagine that I can pick up neighborhoods with a sticky ball when I fly over them or drive past them....just like Katamari.  If you dont play Katamari, you are thinking Ive lost my mind.

I always imagine that I can pick up neighborhoods with a sticky ball when I fly over them or drive past them....just like Katamari. If you don't play Katamari, you are thinking I've lost my mind.

This blog sort of started off as an experiment. .m. and I talked about it forever, and one weekend visiting my parents I made it, and .m. made our first blog post.  That was in February. 

Now we’ve established this little love of a few blogs, that we look at and comment on frequently.  When I think about that, it’s so tender and strange.  For instance, one of our favorite bloggers, Steven, is dear to us in his witticisms and endearing commentary on life. But we don’t KNOW him. Stephy, who writes Stuff Christian Culture Likes, as well as Get Your Adverbs Here, is equally as dear to us.  We don’t know her EITHER.  

Well, while sneakily and silently stalking Steven’s site (see what I did there? with all the S’s?), I came across this total gem. Cupcake Heartbreak.  I love reading new blogs, because at first it takes a little bit of time to figure out if they’re male/female, streyt/ghey, peoples of what color/country/background, liberal/conservative.  So, this is me welcoming Cupcake Heartbreak into our (Katamari!) neighborhood.  She’s so cunt-centric, I digs it.  She also has a mouth/keyboard like a sailor. 

I just wanna roll up all our favorite blogs into a sticky ball of internet goodness.



life “milestones”: making people fat since… forever! ~.m. by maria b.
how long do you think these people lived together before getting hitched?

how long do you think these people lived together before getting hitched?

i saw this study and laughed out loud. “ha!” -Z- and i have been laughing at plump couples for years, taking guesses at how long they’ve been together based on their physiques. totally judgmental and mildly sadistic, but also frighteningly on target. who knew that this study would support our hypothesis that relationships make you fat?? Continue reading



New Heights Reached in Pinky Links Intellect by -Z- by -Z-

.m. is finally getting sweet el sexo action, thanks to her following the advice of jb and myself.  Therefore, she is less frequently available than she used to be. I’ll give her credit, she’s trying not to be a complete douche. 

Regardless. This is the only communication I had with her yesterday. Via Text:

-Z-: You smell like farts.

.m.: you IS a faht.

-Z-: You eat fahts.

.m.: YOU do. 😛

-Z-: You = 3;)              [for those of you who don’t know what that means, it is the Pinky Links emoticon for getting Tea Bagged]

.m.: incorrect!! that’s funny cuz i wanted to send you that.

-jb- and I will keep you posted on how girlie/douchey .m. gets while she’s going on trips to poundtown. I’ll make sure to publicly scold her via BLOG when she is at her worst.

ps. We’re also thrilled she’s getting some action!     3:)




match making #1 for .Z. by jig burn
June 11, 2009, 2:22 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

he.s perfect for you.  won.t talk back. is timelessly adorable in your eyes. has a cute gimmick. and won.t get you pregs.

 

.jb.