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this video is to commemorate -Z-‘s, Devrah’s and my night together this past weekend. we had no plan, just decided to go out, get some drinks and people watch (make fun of strangers and talk shit.) all that really happened was we ran into douchebag guys (which -Z- will expound upon in a later post) and shot ’em down and hung out with drunk people and made fun of bros.
this video is in honor of “Johnny Hammersticks,” the friendly New Yorker who befriended us at an “olde German beer hall” as we were making fun of bros and skanks whose pussies were peeking out of their mini-skirts.
he sat down by us and we shot the shit for a few minutes. he was blitzed. then he wanted to do introductions, so we introduced ourselves and asked him his name, but then i told him we’d guess it. so we tossed a few guesses out there, but then he thought it’d be funny to say his name was Johnny Hammersticks. then he, his friend and i all started quoting this YouTube video, which i thought was more popular than it actually is. Devrah and -Z- were kind of lost, but the visual of a bunch of assholes calling each other Johnny Hammersticks, Mr. Balloon Hands, and Mr. Walkway and talking about how much they loves seahorses was enough to entertain them until the New Yorker and his friend got too wasted to hang, then we were joined by the two most boring guys in the city. for real.
after that came to a merciful end, i showed the girls this YouTube video, and it is now an instant classic. The End.
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