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are people this lazy? are people this stupid?? ~.m. by maria b.

the claim: the pump on your soap dispenser harbors germs! ewwwwww!

the problem: you touch the pump, and the germs on it, when you dispense the soap to wash your icky hands! whatever shall you do?!?

the “solution”: this (presumably) battery-powered Lysol touchless soap dispenser will give you the antibacterial soap you need for your disgusting, disease-filled, germ-spreading hands without you having to touch a gross soap dispenser. it’s only 4 times more expensive than your old dispenser (batteries not included), uses more soap per “pump” and uses more batteries that are hardly ever disposed of properly. ta-da!

it’s perfect!

HOWEVER: has anyone realized that this is redundant with the use of any antibacterial soap? if you’re using antibacterial soap to wash your hands, why the FUCK do you need a touchless soap dispenser? the soap will kill the bacteria on your hands no matter what you touched before you lather up–INCLUDING the soap dispenser. did ANYONE at Lysol think of this? do the advertising and Lysol executives think people are that stupid? ARE people that stupid? UGH, Amurrikuh.


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