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am i missing something? ~.m. by maria b.
February 18, 2010, 6:02 pm
Filed under: biggest fears, childhood, Fail, Interwebz, just saying..., Tragedy | Tags: , , ,

so, this woman had tried EVERYTHING to make lots of bacon for lots of people–“microwaving it, broiling it, and I even bought the precooked stuff so all I had to do was heat it up. None of these ways were quicker or easier and they certainly left a huge mess for me to clean up not to mention almost starting an oven fire one time.

But finally, I found a way that is quick, simple, and easy to clean up.”

so what did she finally try? what ingenius method of cooking bacon did she FINALLY stumble upon?

omfg, you have got to be kidding me. that’s a frying pan, right?

p.s. thanks to cupcake heartbreak for the link to the blog. frightening.


shocker: men who have never watched porn are as common as unicorns. ~.m. by maria b.

the Interdisciplinary Research Center on Family Violence and Violence Against Women was looking to do a study on the effects of pornography on sexuality. for the control group, naturally the researchers needed a group of men in their 20s who had never watched or seen porn before. and, as you’ve doubtless figured out, they found that there are none. at least, not in North America. you can find a little more about the story here.

Gee Thanks NSA, #5! by -Z- by -Z-

Lightning Strikes!

The NSA forwarded this article to me about a kid in Oregon that got struck by lightning.  People getting hit by lightning, suffering severe burns and a perforated ear drum, and being scarred mentally for life is no laughing matter.


The innocent school picture accompanying the article IS hilarious. Click to see the zoomed in image after the jump.  Then let’s talk about IRONY. Continue reading

i just don’t get it. efron looks like a girl. ~.m. by maria b.


this is the best photo of him ive ever seen. doesnt do much for me.

this is the best photo of him i've ever seen. doesn't do much for me.

i hate High School Musical. all 3 or 8 or 11 of them. whatever. no, i’ve never seen them, and i love musicals. but those productions are just overblown corporate marketing synergy projects aimed at the 8-18 girl demographic. they have no redeeming artistic value, the musical numbers suck goat nuts, the acting is abhorrent and they’re not creative at all. i could give a shit about any of the people involved in these despicable things.

but the Zac Efron phenomenon has taken on a life of its own. people LOVE this guy. they love him with an intensity and a fervor last seen with the advent of the Backstreet Boys or NSYNC. they have no idea what this guy’s really like because he’s purely a product of the Disney franchise, so what they know of him is what he looks like. and i’ll give them that, he’s a good-looking guy. but i could consider my life a success if i never saw his face again.

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