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Good morning, .m. You are welcome.
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In one of the Notepad sections of my iPhone, I save quotes and quirky things that I especially like or want to remember (my friends will all attest to my shitty memory). It’s titled “Stuffs I Dig”.
The following is a message I saved that was sent to me via chat by my ex boyfriend because he was mad I had broken up with him:
You have friends but ones who leave u because u are not adamant
Yeah, .m. and I don’t know what the shit that means, either. He’s like a bad Japanese t-shirt. I’d wear that shit, though, if someone made it for me.
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Our girl, D, just informed me that Ian’s Pizza’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza made it onto This Is Why You’re Fat. D is a Pizza Slut and she, .m., and I definitely had our share of this very pizza while we were at good old University. This news sort of made me feel famous. Or maybe that loss of feeling in my left arm was due to the heart attack this pizza induced. Either way. Thanks, D!