Filed under: Games, Gee Thanks | Tags: bears, Fun, gchat, Packers, sports, things -z- likes, ya got jokes
The Ginger: ok, so this family of bears is getting divorced, and the judge asks the baby bear
“do you want to go live with your dad?”
me: i like this already
The Ginger: and he says “no my dad beats me, i don’t want to live with him”
“well how about living with your mom then?”
“no, she beats me everyday too!”
“well where do you want to live then?”
and the baby bear says “i want to go live in chicago. because the bears there, don’t beat anybody.”
Filed under: Celeb-U-Messes, Creepy, Fail, religion. ugh., Sex, Tragedy | Tags: babies, bullshit, clown car, Disgusting Things, Douchebags, Duggar Family, Evolution, gchat, Idiots, old-fashioned chauvanism, penis, people are stupid, Sad., Sexo, the horror!, uterus, va jay jay, vadge
Brudda: I sent you a thing to piss you off! does that suck or what?
me: yeah i saw that. good, i’m sure that clown car wasn’t quite full enough. maybe mother duggar just loooooves to fuuuuuck.
Brudda: yeah but with all those kids, whose got the time?
me: her vadge must be totally blown out
Brudda: true that. These days her husband probably just jumps in feet first and masturbates. And that…is Duggar sex.
me: haha GROSS
Brudda: 🙂 Continue reading
Filed under: Being Sneaky, Fail, Hating, Jorb, shame shame shame | Tags: babies, bullshit, Crazy, Disgusting Things, ENolte, gchat, Glaucoma, HLM, Idiots, Miscarriage, NSA, Parenting, Transfats, Vending Machine Baby
This morning, I got to the office promptly at 8:00 a.m. Got myself a cup of coffee. Settled in to my desk to get ready for another great day of work!