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Good morning, .m. You are welcome.
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In one of the Notepad sections of my iPhone, I save quotes and quirky things that I especially like or want to remember (my friends will all attest to my shitty memory). It’s titled “Stuffs I Dig”.
The following is a message I saved that was sent to me via chat by my ex boyfriend because he was mad I had broken up with him:
You have friends but ones who leave u because u are not adamant
Yeah, .m. and I don’t know what the shit that means, either. He’s like a bad Japanese t-shirt. I’d wear that shit, though, if someone made it for me.
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Yesterday I presented at my doctor’s office for my last Gardasil shot. I’m pleased as punch to have no more shots (it’s a series of 3), but I’m even happier to have been vaccinated against four types of HPV, a virus that is the leading cause of cervical cancer. Since it was approved by the FDA on June 8, 2006, there has been a continuous “moral battle” in the U.S. regarding the jab’s distribution. I’m so sick of conservatism in America right now. If conservatives are so concerned with Small Government, then why are they so goddamn interested in regulating my body in regards to sex and health care? More after the jump. Continue reading