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Bc I Love My HLM by -Z- by -Z-
Vroom bitches.

Vroom bitches.

Good morning, .m. You are welcome.


STFU Indeed! -Z- by -Z-

This morning, I was browsing around on Facebook.  How great is that mini feed?  Knowing every inane detail of every person’s life?  I don’t status update much, if at all.  But I do a little revelling in other people’s status updates.  Why?  Because they are 99% of the time asinine.

A hot mess of a girl I know had the following status update:

ST is wondering why she is the only one left in her class without a husband and kids. What used to be so scary is now what I want!!!

Click MORE for .m. and my text conversation regarding this horror story of a status update AAAAND a great website that Devrah sent me that corresponds!  AFTER THE JUMP! GO!

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Stuffs I Dig Archive #1 by -Z- by -Z-

In one of the Notepad sections of my iPhone, I save quotes and quirky things that I especially like or want to remember (my friends will all attest to my shitty memory).  It’s titled “Stuffs I Dig”.

The following is a message I saved that was sent to me via chat by my ex boyfriend because he was mad I had broken up with him:

You have friends but ones who leave u because u are not adamant

Yeah, .m. and I don’t know what the shit that means, either.  He’s like a bad Japanese t-shirt.  I’d wear that shit, though, if someone made it for me.

New Heights Reached in Pinky Links Intellect by -Z- by -Z-

.m. is finally getting sweet el sexo action, thanks to her following the advice of jb and myself.  Therefore, she is less frequently available than she used to be. I’ll give her credit, she’s trying not to be a complete douche. 

Regardless. This is the only communication I had with her yesterday. Via Text:

-Z-: You smell like farts.

.m.: you IS a faht.

-Z-: You eat fahts.

.m.: YOU do. 😛

-Z-: You = 3;)              [for those of you who don’t know what that means, it is the Pinky Links emoticon for getting Tea Bagged]

.m.: incorrect!! that’s funny cuz i wanted to send you that.

-jb- and I will keep you posted on how girlie/douchey .m. gets while she’s going on trips to poundtown. I’ll make sure to publicly scold her via BLOG when she is at her worst.

ps. We’re also thrilled she’s getting some action!     3:)