Pinky Links

Thoughts? by -Z- by -Z-
I would have hated the 50s.  I hate *Petting*.

I would have hated the 50's. I hate *Petting*.

So, I checked out What Would Tyler Durden Do this morning and stumbled across this post about some random interview Kendra Wilkinson gave (she is some Playboy chick that was on a reality show about Playboy chicks).  Anyway, that it was about her is not the point. 
The question of how long one should wait to have sex with someone was asked of her and her response was (after the jump!):

.m. Will Be None Too Pleased…. -Z- by -Z-
Sucky for you, .m.

Sucky for you, .m.

Guess what sucks for you arachnophobes?  Well, apparently, there is evidence that Global Warming is causing SPIDERS to get BIGGER!  Personally, I couldn’t give a shit. I figure bigger spiders kill bigger mosquitoes.  In fact, I’m going to celebrate and get one of THESEto fuck with people.  I know that .m. is going to hate this like a mother effer, though.

The evidence is showing that longer summers mean more hunting time for spidey.  And more time to shed exoskeletons.  And more time to suck the life out of unattended children and sleeping friends of mine.  Also, the female spiders get bigger, which means they lay more eggs, which means not only are the spiders going to be grandiose, but there are going to be TONS more of them!

So stock up on Raid, kiddos. You’re gonna need it! 

(Unless of course, you’re like me and play games like THIS all day at work.)

KAK дела MOCKBA? by -Z- by -Z-

My home skillet across the ocean just busted up her arm and is out of commision this week.  She’s a fan of Pinky Links, doesn’t comment, just hides in the shadows.  Watching….aaaalways watching.   So mah friend, if you’re watching, and we know you’re watching…here’s a fun game to play (it’s why I haven’t been posting much lately) until you’re back on your feet again:

SNAKE GAME (don’t crash into your own butt)