Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, fury, Gee Thanks, Interwebz, Jorb, The Finer Things in Life, Uncategorized, videos | Tags: Art, Awesome, Ginger, Idiots, NSA, penis, people are stupid, Sexo, stress, the horror!, things -z- likes, Underwear, videos
This morning while jorbing, I corrected a foolish accounting disaster, talked to 4 whiny clients, and muddled through phone calls with several asinine medical providers for the aforementioned whiny clients. Then, the current NSA’s sister tried to friend me on fuckbook. You don’t friend with NSA’s family members. That’s not right. I feel sick.
Just when I thought -Z- was gonna have to choke a bitch, the Ginger sent me the above video. It soothed my frayed and ragey nerves and put a little smile on my face. I love it. And you will, too.
Filed under: Being Sneaky, everybody does it., Fail, Gee Thanks, general jabbering, Interwebz | Tags: Being Passive Aggressive, Fun, NSA, relationships, things -z- likes
So the NSA sent me this really great link, that I think might get Blog Rolled, for it is awesome. The site is called PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. You will love it, I promise. It has my stamp of approval.
I’ve been guilty of this irritating passive aggressive note leaving, too. I’m pretty sure I wrote a note to my college roomate telling her the following:
“Please TRAIN your stupid boyfriend to put the toilet seat down. Unless of course, he wants to start paying rent.”
She tore the note up and left it by my door.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Celeb-U-Messes, cool beans, Fashion, HLM, Interwebz | Tags: Angelina Jolie, blogging, David Foster Wallace, feminism, Fun, Missbehave, NSA, Pingbacks, Psychology Today, Pudenda, stuff .m. likes, things -z- likes
Meg from Missbehave linked our blog post about the glow-puppies. Pingback! What?! What’s going on here? Pingbacks get .m. and I pretty excited.
Actually .m. is the reason that we started sweating Missbehave. She was out book shopping, most likely for a Psychology Today and a David Foster Wallace book (I’m speculating…but if I know that girl…there’s a good chance I’m on the right track). Well, she saw the above cover, flipped through it, dug it and bought it. When she got home, she called me and told me about it. Told me that she had picked up this rad magazine that she knew I’d love. That it was snarky, feminist, full of fashion, and intelligent writing. All the shit we love!! Continue reading
Filed under: Being Sneaky, Fail, Hating, Jorb, shame shame shame | Tags: babies, bullshit, Crazy, Disgusting Things, ENolte, gchat, Glaucoma, HLM, Idiots, Miscarriage, NSA, Parenting, Transfats, Vending Machine Baby
This morning, I got to the office promptly at 8:00 a.m. Got myself a cup of coffee. Settled in to my desk to get ready for another great day of work!
Filed under: Fail, Hating, Jorb | Tags: babies, Disgusting Things, Food Baby, Glaucoma, Idiots, Liars, Middle Finger, NSA, Oregon Trail Style Illness, Smokers, Trans, Transfats, Vending Machine
As you can imagine, she’s still not done.
We hired this girl at my job. Initially, we all thought she was about 30. Turns out, she’s 21. Smoker…Poster Child for Anti-Smoking Campaigns. She had a decent resume, and got the Filing job. The job is a bit monotonous, but it’s not rocket science. Do you know your alphabet? Good. She’s been working at my firm for one month. What’s my beef? Keep reading…. Continue reading