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One Fifth Grade Teacher’s Quest to Help Me Find Jesus & Love Patriarchy by -Z- by -Z-
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I am at least 15 out of 38 of these delectable Devil-Loving types of people. What's with the IST'S as opposed to ISTS? Not the point of this post, but I'm just saying.... Sport's Nut's?

 Several weeks ago on Fuckbook, I posted the following quote as my Fuckbook status:

“I call myself a feminist. Isn’t that what you call someone who fights for women’s rights?” ~Dalai Lama

I got some little “Like This” thumbs-up signs and the following comments:

Yeah, more people would be willing to acknowledge/label themselves as feminists if more would be aware of its actual meaning and purpose… Sadly it’s a horribly misinterpreted and distorted term.
-Z-‘s Fifth Grade Teacher
Thanks to many of the feminists in the past who gave it a very bad connotation because of their radical agenda at that time. It wasn’t just about women’s rights, like voting, but distorted family and motherhood, in the process and was demeaning to many women, too.
Sometimes you have be ‘radical’ to shake people up and take notice.
I’d be interested to know what you are referencing when you say “distorted family and motherhood” and how feminism has demeaned women, Fifth Grade Teacher.
-Z-‘s Fifth Grade Teacher
I’m working on your answer!
A couple weeks later, and lo and behold, THE ANSWER pops up in my Fuckbook Message Inbox. 

THE ANSWER after the jump! Continue reading



“If I don’t get a vibrator today, I’m going straight to Target for a Doodle Pen.” by -Z- by -Z-

D called me this morning and told me our first priority of the day was to get new vibrators (both of ours have been out of commission).  That said, she swooped down to my house from her Castle of Awesomeness in her Chariot of Ford, picked me up, and away we went to A Woman’s Touch.  

We spent a good hour at A Woman’s Touch. Oh man, there are so many options.  The staff there, incredible. They gave us free testers of lube, as it was our first time there.  They answered all of our questions and when I hemmed and hawed for 25 minutes about whether to drop the mad dollas on the above piece of genius, or get a $30 toothbrush looking vibrator, they didn’t lose their patience….they offered us chocolate!  So, I settled on the Nea and D bought the Lily. Essentially, they are the same, except D’s (see below) has a silicone finish (less slippery).

 Selling points…they are small and are easily useable solo AND during sexo. They also have mad power and motors guaranteed for a year.  The batteries last for 7 hours, and that is in between charges.  That’s right, they charge like a cell phone! HUGE SELLING POINT for me and D.  Your big O doesn’t get interrupted by dead batteries!  I swear, it’s a baller device, and they come in cases that look like a diamond necklace should be inside.  They are sweet looking, design oriented.  It’s like the iPhone of vibrators (eee!),  and I for one, am pleased.  D will have to let us know how she likes hers. 

I thought I’d try mine out solo first, but Junior the NSA dropped by and got to do the honors.  It was UBER great, and now his fears of being replaced have tripled, thanks to my sweet Nea.  I might be out of commission for a little while…..I’m just sayin’.  Aaawwwiiiiiinkk!



Gee Thanks, Ginger by -Z- by -Z-

This morning while jorbing, I corrected a foolish accounting disaster, talked to 4 whiny clients, and muddled through phone calls with several asinine medical providers for the aforementioned whiny clients.  Then, the current NSA’s sister tried to friend me on fuckbook.  You don’t friend with NSA’s family members. That’s not right.  I feel sick.

Just when I thought -Z- was gonna have to choke a bitch, the Ginger sent me the above video.  It soothed my frayed and ragey nerves and put a little smile on my face. I love it. And you will, too.



Compensating For China’s One Child Policy, One Fetus At A Time. by -Z- by -Z-
This woman has been preggo for over 20 years.

This woman has been preggo for over 20 years.

Brudda: I sent you a thing to piss you off! does that suck or what?

me: yeah i saw that. good, i’m sure that clown car wasn’t quite full enough. maybe mother duggar just loooooves to fuuuuuck.

Brudda: yeah but with all those kids, whose got the time?

me: her vadge must be totally blown out

Brudda: true that. These days her husband probably just jumps in feet first and masturbates. And that…is Duggar sex.

me: haha GROSS

Brudda: 🙂 Continue reading




Bc I Love My HLM by -Z- by -Z-
Vroom bitches.

Vroom bitches.

Good morning, .m. You are welcome.