Filed under: Adventure!, Ballers & Shot Callers, Celeb-U-Messes, everybody does it., shame shame shame | Tags: abidals!, Crazy, Douchebags, Fun, Lobster, things -z- likes, Toitle
My friend, Brochardt, and I got these little animals in a 25 cent machine some months back. Mine’s a Turtle, hers is a Lobster. Needless to say, Toitle the Turtle gets into lots of trouble. He’s the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck of tiny plastic animals. I can’t keep him out of trouble. Mistaking sugar for coke lines, trying to steal cigs from people, little green crotch shots for the paparazzi, trying to swim in my coffee in the morning at work…. Lobster is much more conservative than Toitle, I can tell you that much.
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, deep thoughts, Interwebz | Tags: Awesome, Bea Arthur, Fun, Golden Girls, things -z- likes
Thank yooooou Jezebel for this site:
Filed under: cool beans, Games, Interwebz | Tags: Awesome, Fun, Jorb, Mouse Path, things -z- likes
I’ve been amusing myself with this program, Mouse Path all day. It’s a simple click of a button and your cursor is followed visually all day long. It’s like making art, without any effort! The dots are created when your mouse is idle, the longer it is in one spot, the larger the dot toggle. So fun!!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, Creepy, Kitteh, Nature, Science | Tags: abidals!, Awesome, Disgusting Things, Evolution, Naked Mole Rat, Popular Science, Rat King, Reincarnation, scrotum, things -z- likes
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I would hope to come back as the Naked Mole Rat. Popular Science tells me that the Naked Mole Rat is immune to cancer. Why? (Devrah, you’re gonna like this)
Turns out, humans only have one gene that protects us against cancer, p27, whereas that pimp, the Naked Mole Rat, has two. Their second gene, p16, is expressed in a way that instructs cells to stop dividing.
Other things Popular Science told me about the Naked Mole Rat that makes me want to be one in the next life:
- Naked Mole Rats have mad longevity. They swagger around way longer than other stupid rodents.
- Their lips are behind their front teeth. They’re smiling all the time. Makes sense, they don’t get cancer. I’d be happy, too.
- They breathe mostly through their skin.
- Acid doesn’t burn them.
What better animals is there to be?
Now the only question is, what do I have to do in this life to get the Naked Mole Rat hookup the next time around?
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, Games, Interwebz, Jorb | Tags: Awesome, Fun, things -z- likes, Trivial Pursuit, weekend
Trivial Pursuit has an online Battle of the Sexes going on. I’ve been answering trivia all day at jorb, and with my brilliance, have been adding point after point onto the Girls Team.
Okay! Off I go to engage in Weekend Shenanigans!
Filed under: Ballers & Shot Callers, cool beans, fury, Gee Thanks, Interwebz, Jorb, The Finer Things in Life, Uncategorized, videos | Tags: Art, Awesome, Ginger, Idiots, NSA, penis, people are stupid, Sexo, stress, the horror!, things -z- likes, Underwear, videos
This morning while jorbing, I corrected a foolish accounting disaster, talked to 4 whiny clients, and muddled through phone calls with several asinine medical providers for the aforementioned whiny clients. Then, the current NSA’s sister tried to friend me on fuckbook. You don’t friend with NSA’s family members. That’s not right. I feel sick.
Just when I thought -Z- was gonna have to choke a bitch, the Ginger sent me the above video. It soothed my frayed and ragey nerves and put a little smile on my face. I love it. And you will, too.