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-Z- was telling me about a conversation she had with NSA about what their Mortal Kombat Finishing Moves would be if they were characters in the game. he tried to make some crack about her telling dumb stories, but i’ve met him and he’s a boring motherfucker so i think he’s got it backwards. i’m sure hers would be awesome and superhuman, like having a pussy that could read minds and find your biggest fear and make it come true or some shit. i dunno. but i DO know what mine would be.
this is my specialty weapon. as you can probably deduce from the caption of the first photo, that is my Finishing Move: shaving down my opponent’s genitals into a bloody, stinging nubbin and mixing the shavings into a shake and forcing them to drink it as i squirt their fresh wound with salted lemon juice. how much would that suck.
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